Rat Sheet: County devises feckless fink system for those who won’t obey
Masked Avengers can now report those with barefaced audacity and a dry cough
Disclaimer: The following is an opinionated piece of literature. If you are without a sense of wonder or humor, feel free to report your outrage to the proper authorities.
JACKSON HOLE, Wyo. — Teton County health officials, suddenly thrust into the spotlight by a global flu that has an estimated survival rate of 99% (Dr. Fauci’s own estimation testified to Congress), have felt emboldened to now include with their mandates a tattle tale section of cyberspace where a legion of compliance ‘Karens’ can finger thy neighbor via an anonymous Google Doc form submission.
In the complaint form, The Party will want to know where to send the Pandemic Police, when a perceived violation of Health Order 21-5 was observed, and other pertinent information useful in nabbing any snifflers.
A bygone Code of the West once grounded on a self-reliant, mind-your-own-business attitude is quickly eroding into a curtain peeping Gladys Kravitz society. Wyoming has resisted the scourge for the most part but cracks appear.
It shouldn’t be surprising to see Teton County lead the charge to surrender personal freedoms, but it’s nevertheless disturbing to know our local government not only feels its citizens are incapable of exercising their own good judgment, but also qualify for punishment when they don’t fall in line.
At this point, our fearful leaders have made it easier and faster to file a complaint about our fellow man than get back vault test results.
And, of course, it is up to us to inform Big Brother when one of us is getting their sick everywhere.
Don’t cough. Don’t sneeze. Someone may be watching.
