JACKSON HOLE, Wyo. — The following list…
- black cats
- roman candles
- screaming mimis
- lady fingers
- fuzz buttles
- snicker bombs
- church burners
- finger blasters
- gut busters
- zippity do das
- crap flappers
- spleen splitters
- whisker biscuits
- honkey lighters
- hoosker doos
- hoosker donts
- cherry bombs
- nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick
- whistling kitty chasers
…is held together by a common thread. They are all illegal to set off in Sublette and Teton counties. Or on the forest. Or in the parks.
Please just don’t.
Fireworks don’t work around here. Too much at risk.
